me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”
"You Mormons are a horny repressed people!"
Young Jesus At Bath Time.
*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay
*trying to finger/fist yourself in public like*
CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO THINK ABOUT THIS
FOR THREE MONTHS NOW TYLER HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT AND PROMOING THE SHIT OUT OF TRXYE TO THE POINT WHERE HE TALKS ABOUT IT MORE THAN WE DO
TYLER HAS BEEN SO PROUD OF TROYE FOR SO LONG AND NOW ITS TROYES TURN TO GIVE BACK THAT PRIDE
YOU CAN SEE THE PRIDE IN TROYES EYES AND SMILE IN THE SECOND GIF HES ALMOST STRAIGHT UP SAYING “THATS MY TILLY UP THERE”
IT JUST MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL THAT THEY BOTH SUPPORT EACH OTHER SO MUCH I CRY
THEY HAVE A CUTE RELATIONSHIP DON’T YOU DARE SAY OTHERWISE
People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows
It’s a cute little thing though.
Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.
My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.
Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.